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Great job, girls!
...and the rest is all data we've gotten from Precog division.
The Children, move out! BRAVE UP!
So, I'll just be going, then.
God...
What's with the "Brave Up" stuff? He's not Yuuta from J-Decker...
Hold on a sec! Good morning, Darling!
I'm not your darling.
You haven't kissed me goodbye yet!
I was acting so cool, but he's the one who...
Don't worry, sir. You weren't being cool at all.
Just kidding.
Don't go that far if you're just kidding!
Minamoto?
There's something I need to show you.
Display pending item #666!
Will The Children be angels or devils?
Angel, 26%. Devil, 29%...
Probability of going either way: 45%...
The accuracy might have been higher if Igo had found this, but...
Is that why you took me to that sea before?
What's the meaning of this?! How could the girls be devils?!
The only thing devilish about them is how adorable they are!
They grip my heart, so how?!
You understand, don't you?
There, there, Chief! You understand, don't you?
There, there, Chief! The moment that graph shows a 100% probability of them turning evil...
Don't get so upset! The moment that graph shows a 100% probability of them turning evil...
They're angels, I tell you! ANGELS! The moment that graph shows a 100% probability of them turning evil...
You wouldn't!
Tsuyoku ririshiku habataite
Zettai Karen Children
Anata to koushite deaeta no wa
Tada ikiteiku tame nanka ja nai
Chiisai na chikai wa toki wo koete
Mirai wo kanarazu kaeru yo
Limiter (changing myself)
Tokihaneteba (changing yourself)
Hotobashiru tenshi no shining
Sekai wo sukuu "tsubasa"
Ima watashi ga eranda michi
Yume wo tsukamitai dakedo (Tomaranai)
Ataerareta chikara ga
Sora e karitateru yo
Tsuyoku ririshiku habataite
Zettai karen my wings
Great... Another mission?
30th sense: "Enemies in the Same Boat! Safecracking is Systematic" Great... Another mission?
30th sense: "Enemies in the Same Boat! Safecracking is Systematic" Geez! BABEL sure likes to keep us running around on errands, huh?
Don't be that way. Here, I have presents for you all.
What?! What?!
Something to eat?
Something soft?
Does it run on electricity?
We can't wait!
Limiters!
Did you make these, Mr. Minamoto?
Um, yeah.
They're so cute!
These ones don't just limit your powers.
They're designed more as power ups.
Power ups? At this point?
We don't have a toy company as our new sponsor, do we?
If that's it, I wish mine had a card slot on it...
Children shouldn't get wild ideas like that.
We may be getting more dangerous missions in the future.
I figured these might help a little to keep you safe.
Minamoto!
That's right. No matter what, I won't let you become devils!
Welcome! This is our bank's deepest underground vault!
It... It's a mountain of treasure!
We can buy people hearts by the gram with all this!
Quit getting so shamefully excited!
I can see how there's a chance they could turn evil.
Okay, stand by!
The Children, released!
<> The Children, released!
Changing, but unchanging! The invincible espers!
Where? Where? Where do we come from?! BABEL, of course!
Let's go! Heroes who protect with the power of gold!
Just call us...
The Absolutely Lovely Children!
Okay, quit playing around!
Wow! Nobody would know if we took two or three coins.
Gold juggling!
The owners of this one have been dying, one after another. So pretty!
Sorry, but having them come makes this seem more dangerous.
No, it's okay.
Despite appearances, they take their work seriously.
That's not what I meant.
Next, the gold lady...
Huh?
The security at our bank is world-class.
Our ESP countermeasures are perfect!
ECM, right?
But if the enemy has an ECCM device to counteract it...
Impossible.
The walls and floor of this vault are all constructed of
materials with unique electromagnetic properties.
They're also two meters thick.
Even the world's most powerful esper couldn't penetrate it.
Your anti-esper defenses are amazing, but...
But what if you're dealing with a team of espers?
What?
There's a chance they could if several of them worked together.
Impossible!
No. Possible.
Big Magnum!
The floor! What's?!
Ooh! Here I come!
BIG MAGNUM!
Whoospy-daisy!
That's!
Aw! It's those girls from BABEL!
Muscle and Mio from PANDRA!
What are you doing here?!
Looks like they predicted this.
Outta here! Outta here!
ECCM? That means!
We can use our powers, too!
Don't let them escape! Capture them!
Roger!
Let's go!
Why, you! Give that back!
Nice one, Mio! BIG MAGN...
No, you don't!
PSYCHIC GOLD RUSH!
The pain of the classic gold in the nuts attack returns!
My bullets will hit you!
Tan-tan-tanuki no!
Damn!
But if we can't use our powers, neither can you!
We're not finished yet!
Of all the lousy luck!
Sore loser.
You're still doing this?! Or did Hyobu order you to?!
No! The major isn't involved!
If you want spending money, you need to earn it!
See? It's the major's education policy!
So he's totally involved!
Nothing good will come of hanging around with that lolicon criminal!
What about you and your darling Children?
This treasure just happened to end up here!
Nice!
Someone would think you're a big-boobed beauty at first glance!
No, they wouldn't.
Think so?
HEY!
What?
Anyway, let's take them back to HQ.
Ooh! How forceful!
It's shut.
Security room! Open the vault! Can't you hear me?!
I hear you, Manager.
Is that Nakamura, the teller?
Why? Why are you doing this?
We're everywhere.
Do you understand now?
You're with that anti-esper group, the Normal People!
Exactly.
We're members who normally just work at this bank!
It can't be! Next month you were going to marry
your coworker Tanaka, whom I fixed you up with!
SO normal...
Yes, but this is a chance to kill 5 high-level espers!
Minor sacrifices can't be helped if it's for the sake of humanity!
MINOR SACRIFICES Minor sacrifices can't be helped if it's for the sake of humanity!
MINOR SACRIFICES Minor?!
MINOR SACRIFICES
What kind of bull are you selling, lady?!
Open up, you jerk!
I'm sorry. The bank is closed for today.
It's not 3 o'clock yet!
Can we communicate with the outside?
Everything's been cut!
We're fine. BABEL 3 is right outside.
He'll figure out something's up.
I hope, but...
Minamoto said that?
Yes. He said it's dangerous,
so don't disturb them till they've taken care of things.
By the way, this tea's delicious. An exquisite blend!
Oh, I just wrung it out of my dust cloth...
I mean, it's just normal tea.
This can't be happening!
If they want to finish us off, there's a ton of ways to do it in here!
The ventilator!
Eek! They're going to suck all the air out of here!
Mr. Minamoto!
We can't use our powers here!
What's the problem if they suck all the air out of here?
Um, we won't be able to breathe?
Agh! We'll die!
God, you're slow! Are you stupid?!
Shut up! You are the last person to be saying stuff like that!
What?! A stupid person calling people stupid is... Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Would you quit it?
Yes. Fellow idiots shouldn't argue.
Look, how about a temporary truce?
We don't have much time before the air runs out.
That's true.
But can we trust these people from PANDRA?
Oh, there's no reason to hesitate!
I tell you, I love you!
Why, you! You! You!
What are they doing?
Kaoru, step aside.
I'm going to kill him.
Good! Do it!
Wait! Calm down!
Look, our problem is the ECM!
Without them, we could use our powers, right?!
That's right!
Wait!
YOU LOSE
It's fake!
Right. Half of them are dummies.
Then if I shoot them all!
No! There are several real ones,
but inside they have charges to blow up the entire vault!
Right...
Without my powers, my aim's gotten bad, too.
We're saved!
Still, this is just a question of time.
If we don't do something... we're really going to die!
No. C'mon, think!
There must be a way.
Minamoto.
Hold me! As my last memory!
Where did you learn lines like that?!
Hold me! As my last memory!
So many of these Korean dramas came out while I was asleep for 10 years!
So touching!
We will continue, after these messages.
Why, you!
I've got a bad feeling about this!
Because I'm not very useful.
Hmph! What's with the princess act?
Me, next!
Me, too! Me, too!
Get one of me, too! Hug me!
Why are they fooling around?! We're running out of oxygen!
That might work!
Good!
The only thing damaged is the power unit!
I can fix it soon with this!
Everyone, give me your cell phones! I'll put their batteries in this!
All we need is for the ECCM to work for 5 or 10 seconds.
But, is that enough time?
We have to try!
Now, lie flat to protect your brain from oxygen starvation!
Won't Mr. Hyobu come to save you?
He won't. No one knows we came here.
Yeah.
And even if he did come, it wouldn't be for my sake.
Why is it always for her?
That's not true.
You're very precious to the major.
Muscle...
After all...
Don't you see he's come here for you?
There are itty-bitty majors everywhere! And a flower garden over there!
Hurry! Muscle's starting to hallucinate!
Hang on! Got it!
Well, Kaoru?!
It's working! My power is back!
The electromagnetic walls! The material's absorbing your psychic power!
How did you guys get through it?
Well, we couldn't break through in one try,
so we broke through bit by bit by changing it to a different metal.
No time for that! What do we do, Minamoto?!
Use the new boosters I made!
Psychokinesis is the simplest psychic waveform.
It's technically possible to electronically add
the power of two others to your own!
Okay, Kaoru! Take our power!
The power... It's flowing into me!
Incredible! In that case!
The Children, Triple Boost, Full Release!
< < FULL RELEASE> > The Children, Triple Boost, Full Release!
FULL RELEASE!!
GO!
This is the power of a Level 7!
Mio?
I... I'm also a teleporter, so...
I can mix my power in too, can't I?
Maybe she's not totally stupid.
Maybe.
Shut up!
It's boring getting saved by you guys all the time!
Let's show the Normal People what espers can do when they combine their powers!
Yeah!
The tea snacks are excellent, too... You're not normal!
PSYCHIC GREAT ESCAPE!
What an amazing sight!
The technique has opened a hole in the thick
and massive outer walls, thrown open in a massive crater...
Why not just say "it's broken"?
Well, if they hadn't done it...
I know. Thanks to this, we all escaped death.
Your espers really are sweet girls, aren't they?
They may possess terrifying power,
but I can't imagine ever thinking I'd prefer them dead.
Manager...
Make sure they learn to use that power wisely.
Don't worry, sir. That's what BABEL's here for. What I'M here for!
S-Something's coming!
No, Kaoru! That's!
BONK!
That's... the gold.
Why, you...
BONK! Why, you...
What's wrong?!
Uh-oh! The boost put too much strain on Kaoru's body!
She won't be able to use her powers for a while!
You could've mentioned that sooner!
Uh-oh! Teleport!
Mio!
All right!
So, how's it been lately?
Good enough, but...
GOLD!
And also...
It's snowing money!
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
But, we're...
public servants.
Don't take it! That wealth belongs in my bank!
This might cause worse damage than the robbery.
Um, Aoi?
I've gotta do this? What a pain...
It's Mio and Muscle?
Buh-bye, my BABEL friends!
Darn it. That's all we get, in the end?
Mio.
Tell the queen. Next time, for sure.
Did lamebrain leave?
Hm? Yeah.
Is being with Mr. Hyobu really that great?
Kaoru.
Okay, he's cooler than you and stronger and more generous...
Hey! Is that a problem?!
Bad enough you're comparing me to that pervert!
But I feel safer being near you, Minamoto.
As long as we're with a goody two-shoes like you,
we can be good girls.
No fair hogging him while other people do all the work!
Outrage!
Kaoru, give me a turn with him!
No way!
Being good isn't always the same as being right, Queen.
That gentleness will only serve you while you're still a child.
You'll come to me eventually. Right, Koremitsu?
Release us, you monsters!
I wanted a normal wedding! Kill us normally!
Afraid not. For you, this will be so much more amusing.
Shall we go? I'm sure the senior staff will be complaining about something.
Didn't you come because you were worried about this being Mio's first job?
We should go back together.
It was a secret, you idiot. Especially from her!
Major...
Hold it.
You're a little slow in making your escape, Kyosuke Hyobu!
Fujiko! It's been too long.
How did you know I was here? Your usual feminine intuition, perhaps?
That may have helped.
I also have a proximity alarm that detects
when you approach Minamoto and The Children.
Hyobu! Hyobu! Hyobu's come!
I'm taking you in.
Do you have any intention of coming along quietly?!
None. I've had it with that.
Unlike ten years ago, there's a lot I want to do.
Koremitsu, can you get back on your own?
Sir!
I saw Igo's vision.
I thought you'd be thinking the same thing I am!
To want to save those girls!
You're wrong.
The happy ending you desire isn't possible in reality.
You want what cannot be done. That goes for the kid, too.
Which is why that tragedy will occur.
You should hurry up and figure that out, for everyone's sake.
Enough, already!
Are you giving me the same tired, decades-old argument?
Minamoto isn't like that man!
Kaoru isn't like you!
No. She's the same!
I said she's not, you little punk!
Why don't you grow up?!
You're hardly one to talk!
That's it! I get it!
This ends, here! I'm finishing this!
Kyosuke, be careful!
No backseat driving.
This is a more powerful attack than last time.
Impressive as always, Fujiko.
However...
I've been continuously fighting in secret for the last ten years!
You are no match!
Goodbye, big sister.
Damn!
I have you!
He's not moving as fast. I can get him now!
Cut it out. If you want energy,
better to absorb it from someone younger, right? You're too greedy!
Shut up.
You shouldn't do this, Major.
That's right. You're our boss.
Why not consider your position a little and not be so rash?
Word of warning, lady from BABEL: the major's changed over the last ten years.
We won't stand idly by if you move against him.
Hyobu's comrades?!
Honestly, I was doing fine.
Right, 'cuz I was with him!
Where was that?
And what use is a little shrimp like you?
What was that?! You'll die for that!
You were all small when I first gathered you.
Um, please leave that talk for later.
So long, you saggy-boobed granny.
Size isn't everything for a woman. Shape matters, too. And color.
Sorry, Fujiko. Until next time.
Shit! I'll remember all of your faces!
You want what cannot be done.
No! Minamoto's the man who can pull it off!
It's love that saves the past and future.
And even you!
And why'd he have to drag color in it?!
I can't? You can't just buy things with gold?
After what I did to steal... Er, borrow it!
Can't I even get potato chips for it?! Potato chips?!
And then the guy at the store was really nice to me!
Oh?
He made an exception and gave me all these potato chips for all the gold!
Where?! Where was that convenience store?!
I forgot.
Then start remembering, potato chip girl!
Kimi no tsuyogari wo gyuuto dakishimeta
Setsunai yokogao sae zenbu
I-TO-SHI-I
Kabe wo kowasu tabi tsuyokunaru onna yo
Boku no hitomi ni kurui wa nai
Massugu sugiru mune no omoi
Darenimo makenai kara
Zettai kimi wo hanasanai donna toki mo
Mada mienai LAST wa boku ga kaeyou
Akuma mo tenshi nimo tsubasa ga aru
Motto takai sora e to michibikou
Kore ijou egao wo kumorasenai
Tsunagaru kibou ga ima yami wo hikisaitara
Kimi to tomo ni
Tobikoeru ashita e Break Your Destiny
NEXT EPISODE
Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
Today, I have Mr. Minamoto all to myself!
I hardly ever get to go to my home town with just the two of us.
Just the two of us? You're wrong there.
Oh! Sorry for the wait!
What are you doing here?! You're totally in the way!
I'm going to Kyoto too, for my own mission!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 31: "World Heritage! C'mon, Shall We Go To Kyoto?"
It's a lovely town, isn't it?
But I can make it so much lovelier, don't you think?
We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
World Heritage! C'mon, Shall We Go To Kyoto? We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
World Heritage! C'mon, Shall We Go To Kyoto?